8 most nerds Roman emperors, the top which you will almost like the politicians of today

1. Caligula (reigned 37-41)
   Even if you didn't know that it was Roman Emperor, you've heard his name because it represents and will still represent for many years the personification of the damn thing. From childhood, it goes on steak: it violates his sister, eats cats and it seems even he cheated the ball. Then it's going much stronger since he continued this little trick of incest by marrying his sister, to whom he made a mome. But fearing that it kills one day, he murdered, then ate, the mother (hence her sister) and the kid. In short, a champion. We pass the details on the thousands of people he has encountered simply for having had the misfortune to cross, completely extravagant, expensive buildings he has built for his horse, etc. Last anecdote for the fine mouth: one day he did run the whole family of a guy who had said of him, kind: 'hey you!"Caligula, you're nothing than a Ramesh!" (the trick chiadé what...). Problem, the daughter of this guy was a Virgin, so he could not run it. But this good old Caligula said "no problem the cocos ' and he raped the girl before you cut it in half... She was 7 years old.

1. Nero (reigned 54-68)
   Then this one my friends, he did not steal his second place.Already, he has poisoned his brother, but that it is only an appetizer since, after many attempts, he managed to do whacked his mother. It also has (and it does not cite any) beheaded his first wife to offer head to the second. The second hit by attention, is also served head to plant its pins to sew. We can say that they have stuff in common and it was the couple that would last, but it has not prevented them to confuse until Nero the fucks tatanes kicked and finishes romp on the fetus she was carrying. Add to this not jojo table, the fact that he took for an artist and forced the Senators to applaud his plays (we imagine the level, a mix between Hitler and Popeck wholesale...) for the geniuses, and you have all of the stamp. Ah, and yes of course he committed suicide.

1. Heliogabalus (reign from 218 to 222)
   Small problem of identity for our friend Helogabale who wanted to be a woman but who never really have. It has therefore spent most of his short reign trying to find a doctor capable of giving a woman's body and dress-up to insert them in the brothels. Nothing wrong with that, if that young pig had only 14 years and that, aside from banging everything he spent (men, women, even Athenians...), it still rather nothing. Ah if he had to project to castrate him but he spent a long time looking for the method that would make him the most badly hit the project dragged, you know how it is in the building. Short, after 4 years of enfilade and laxity, Rome ended up leaving lollipop and civil wars have multiplied until our good Elagabalus and his mother not be massacred stabbed by an enraged crowd. If it happens, it has well......

1. Tiberius (reigned 14-37)
   Tiberius is what is called a glandu, a slacker who does ramait not one and that was all the work in the Senate. The senators, who them also not decided not really hours sup', blithely detested elsewhere. One day he had tired of Rome then it is barred to Capri, but do install of huge statues ofLucius Sejanus, the head of his bodyguard, so that everyone understands that now it was friend Lulu who would manage the mark. In Capri, he retired in his huge villa to fully live its passion: the rape of boys. We care as can be...

1. Chest of drawers (ruled from 180 to 192)
   Really bad, which bears his name. Because it speaks of the type for which a "show" it's fuck all disabled, hunchbacked, and in large all who don't returned not in an arena, so they fuck each other with the choppers (at the same time it can not be worse than the cht'is in Mykonos). Fan of circus games, he liked to chicorer on the arena with the other Gladiators and had his little hobby personally, the slaughter of animals. That is, y' for which it is the stamps, he has he loved decapitate lions in public, once it is is 100 in the same day. One day after having massacred three elephants, he allegedly beheaded an ostrich and brandi head to the senators who were ringside saying "soon it will be you". These same senators have sent his Gladiator preferred to strangle her in her bath. Still, his reign lasted 12 years

1. Caracalla (reigned 211-217)
   He also murdered his wife and his brother, but it becomes almost logical at this stage there. If you have encountered a person in your family, you are considered a nazebroque branch of the emperors. At Alexandria in Egypt, with small pranksters decided to make a play for fun of the hangover of its crimes. Caracalla, you see, it's the kind to take the fly when one room, suddenly it went has Alexandria itself, gathered about people passing on a place and it all was killed, more than 20,000 people in all. What was not very "Charlie".

1. Diocletian (reigned 284-305)
   Overall, Diocletian is really considered one of the worst emperors of history. But like most, he had his sin little cute and it his thing, it was Christians, could not be like them. It has locked thousands. And as his small men refused to believe in the Roman gods, in fact decapitate and crucify some (like what this small way of crucifixion lasted several hundred years, it's going to come back a day as Bell-Bottoms pants '). Given that it still not work, he put them in an arena so they do guzzle by the lions, it really made them change their religion but good people loved it, so he continued.

1. Domitian (reigned 81-96)
   Domitian is a cool guy, except that obviously he spends his time typing of prostitutes (whose niece... which hopefully did not pay, it is not done in family), Whacked guys and kill flies with needles. Y' has that do not hurt a fly, ben him he loved well screwed them properly. But for real he preferred jam guys, and especially the ponte, the bigwig. Obviously, it has come to harm him because he is massacred by a named Stephanus gus who claimed injury in order to hide a dagger under his bandages and assail him with its Gladiators buddies who all went to their small stab. As the saying: "more there are many, it is funny to shlass shots ' types

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